Eggscuse me, donde estan mis huevos?

Why do we dye these so called, "Easter" eggs every year? Well, I do it so I can make deviled eggs later. I find that name contradictory. Isn't Easter supposed to be about Jesus (aka, a giant rabbit that sneaks into houses at night to leave candy in pre-set baskets filled with strings of green plastic)? Maybe we should start calling them Jesus'd eggs or Jesusggs.